My version of The night before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house

Raney and Puma were running, not slowing down, probably chasing a mouse

The stockings were hung up high so Puma and Raney couldn't knock them down

In hopes that Puma and Raney calm down

My parents are snug on the couch watching t.v.

While their last drink knocks them out

Me in my pajamas and the cats in their collars

I just got to bed and Raney and Puma finally settled down

When all of a sudden I heard a crash from downstairs

Me, Ma, and Jacq ran down the stairs to what in the world was the matter

I flew to the living room to see what's the matter

Tore down the steps and looked around

When I saw to my horror

I froze when I saw the Christmas tree on the floor

With Puma and Raney right beside it with a guilty I didn't do it look on their faces

Ma yelled "Oh come on you two... Oh just move"

We put the tree back together

And went back to bed

But before I went upstairs I told Raney and Puma

"Don't worry about and Merry Christmas and Happy new year:)"

Emotions

Sometimes people feel life has no meaning, I don't think that. I think life has so much meaning that people try to forget all of the meaning it has, and that's why people feel this way. Sometimes I feel that the harder you try to figure out your emotions the harder they become to figure out. Then sometimes I feel the past has too many emotions. To me...the past has so many emotions, I can't keep track. Many things trigger memories. For me almost everything triggers memories. People say you shouldn't dwell in the past... but it's hard not to. It's hard for me too. When people talk about their past they talk about the good things, I guess because that's all they want to remember. I want to remember everything.. even the bad memories. I guess. I don't like talking about how i feel or felt in the past... because I already know what people are going to say and sometimes what they do say... sometimes it only makes it worst. So I hope you enjoyed all my posts so far. I'll keep typing but you know me, so it might be awhile.

Jaws is and will always be the best shark movie!!!!

Me, Ma and Jacq were watching Jaws and Jaws 2. Jaws is the BEST shark movie. I don't care what anyone say's. I love Jaws. We also watched the special features. Man oh man! they went through A LOT just to get that shark working. They didn't have computer generation back then... AND YET it still (in my opinion) is the best shark movie. I think this because it has feeling, it has you on the edge of your seat, and it has the best song choices. :) . Jaws two is the BEST shark movie sequel. I remember watching the special features for the second movie. That they SHOULDN'T show the shark but they didn't want that because they did that with the original Jaws. I know I said this before but I have to say it again, it is the BEST shark movie. I have watched many,many shark movies... but NONE of them had me screaming, on the edge of my seat and yelling at the characters as much as Jaws and Jaws 2. I have watched Jaws and Jaws 2 AT LEAST 100 times. So I know what's gonna happen... but it always; no matter what, makes me jump. In my opinion no shark movie will ever beat Jaws. They can come close but they won't ever beat it.

My Christmas carols

I made up some Christmas carols so i hope you like them. (I just really altered them)

Dashing through the kitchen
Hoping on one leg
Passing through the dining room
Tripping all the way
Running at break neck speeds
Making people laugh
When I bump into the couch
Puma dashing up the stairs
(Dashing through the snow)

Puma the kitty cat
Is a rotten little punk
With straight whiskers and a wet nose
And two big olive colored eyes
Puma the kitty cat
Is a punk they say
He was mostly fur
But the children know
How playful he always is
Puma the kitty cat
Was playful all the time
And the children say
He always chased his tail
(Frosty the snowman)

Puma, the farting punk (punk)
Had a very stinky smell (pee-u)
And if you ever smelt it (smelt it)
You’d probably pass out with one whiff (it stinks)

All of the other kitty cats (kitty cats)
Used to run and screech with fear (he’s coming)
They never let poor Puma (Puma)
Join in any kitty cat games (Like mouse trap)

Then one crowded Christmas Eve
Missi came to say: (in her underwear)
“Puma with your smell so strong
Won’t you clear out some of the annoying guests tonight?”

Then all the kitty cats loved (loved him)
As they meowed out with glee (yip-pee)
Puma, the farting punk (punk)
You’ll go down in history (like Gorge Washington)
(Rudolph the rednose reindeers)

Feet toasting over a heating vent
Puma and Raney nipping at your nose,
Kitty begins to sing a carol,
Mom and Jacq dress me up like a weirdo.
Moms making turkey, while Jacq waits under the mistletoe
I try to get Puma and Raney calm
Stormy comes out of the kitchen to see the tree
I find it hard to sleep with Puma and Raney eating up the tree
I know that my family will be here soon
Cars loaded with laughing children
And wanting to here story’s of old Chris Cringle
Asking do reindeers really fly?
I say a simple phraseto the bright eyed children
Although it’s been said so many times it never gets old
A Merry Christmas to you and to all a good night

Oh the weather outside maybe frightful,
But moms yelling isn’t delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
I say Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
It doesn't show signs of Pausing,
So I got some popcorn to hang on the tree
The lights are on but mom is still yelling
and I say Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
When we finally say goodnight,
How I'll hate to try to sleep with the sound of the storm at my window
But if I only hear the sound of my cats feet
I’ll be okay
All the way through the night
The storm is slowly dying,
And, it’s slowing to just snow
But as long as it’s not thundering
I’ll be ok
I say Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!


These are my carols but now it’s late so I’ll say to you
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night

Cartoons

Whats with cartoons these days? I think they lack a sense of fun. I mean where is the fun, the adventure, the comedy?... Where's the anvil falling on the cartoons head? Where's the imagination? I ask AGAIN where is the fun? [Some example's of FUN:Looney tunes, tiny toons, Smurfs, Snorks, etc.] Now, in those cartoons I am on the floor howling before the show barely begins!

The kids of today only know mostly reality shows, cartoons with no fun... they are too young for that. I mean put some action and adventure in the cartoons at least. I have watched some of them; I won't mention any names, they have a pet platypus who is a secret agent [hint] that has action scene's. I will say this; it's a nice cartoon but it doesn't make me laugh. Once or twice but that was all. Why are the cartoons like this? This; I don't know. But, here are some ideas of mine that explains what I mean. Stuff falling on the cartoons head. My guess they think it's too violent...REALLY? But I think it's funny and they always survive. Parents just need to explain that those are cartoons and that they are not to imitate what they do on TV.

Here's a show I forgot to mention Duck Dodgers, It has action, adventure, and comedy. So put the fun back in cartoons, and if you don't believe me go to youtube and watch some of the cartoons I mentioned.

Gay Marriage...

What is the big whoop? Gay's should be allowed to get married. This is what I think. They are points that my mother read off the internet to me and Jacq, and what I think about them.

1. Kids. Turn on the t.v. watch the maury show. I don't watch the show. But Jacq does and I'll hear it at times while i'm on the computer. Anyway, I am being raised by two gay mothers... and I think it makes me more open-minded. About the maury show; there are a lot of straight unmarried people who have kids and don't know who the father is or think that 10 guys "could be." I know alot of kids who swear and their parents are straight or divorced. I don't swear, so having gay parents does not make you bad.

2. The Bible. Some people say the Bible is against Gay marriage.... I think that is the most stupid excuse. In the Bible it says nothing about gays. It does however mention divorce. I hear about more straight divorces than gay divorces (oh, right..they don't have the right to marry). I agree with my mom when she says " People who use the Bible against gays have no backbone of their own, they are driven by fear; just like those accused because of 'Satanic Panic'."

3. Marriage is for a man and a woman. This is another thing that bothers me... Why is marriage just for a man and woman? I mean if you like one another you should be allowed to get married. Right? So what if it is two women or two men getting married, as long as you're consenting adults.

4. That's enough for me, if you want to read more: http://www.bidstrup.com/marriage.htm

I might not be gay, but I don't care if you are Gay, Straight, or Bi. So if you don't like gays get off your high horse, and educate yourself!

Fun Fact: George Washington and Abe Lincoln were gay.

I don't get it what's with all the hate?

And by hate I mean for gays. If a kid can accpet gays... Ok so we know kids don't really care. I have a question for all you gay haters. What if everyone in the world was the same[almost the same] all straight and boring... and your best friend in the whole wide world was gay and neglected. would you neglect him/her too? What would you say? Would you still be friends?

Well if you quit being his/her friend just because he/she is gay..... THERE IS SOMETHING TERRIBLE WRONG WITH YOU!!!!

I might not be gay but my mom is and the whole family loves her. I love her and I don't know one person who wouldn't like her.

So don't hate.... love. Love is nicer and it makes everyone happy=-]

ARE TEACHERS CRAZY?!?!

Yes, yes they are. This teacher[I won't say any names cause I forget her name] a kindergarden teacher each and every time. Heres what happened 1998, 2002, 2003, 2006, and 2007 this woman roughly threw a child down, kicked a child down, grabbed the back of a child's neck, but that's not all, she also slammed a child's head down on his desk causing lacerations to his head! WHY IS THIS WOMAN STILL TEACHING?! They say it costs money. OH no they can't spend a few bucks so the children in their school won't be hit or kicked OH no. It doesn't even cost anything. SO WHY DON'T THEY FIRE HER?!?! ARE THEY CRAZY TOO?!?!

OMG!! WT!!!!! I can't get this!!

I can't get this i have tried and tried but nothing. If you got it ever tell my how to fix this. BECAUSE IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! PLEASE HELP!! Has that ever happened to you somethings on the tip of your tounge, you almost have then bang ya lost it? Any way can some one please tell me how to win this?

THE ECONOMY!!!! What i think...

The topic on the tip of your tongue.. The economy today.
I think that they're making a BIG deal out nothing! Here is what we should do...

1. Get rid of those meters. Why? Because they're just there so the rich people can get more money.

2. Give the jobs to the people who are going to work. Why? Because if your there for a long time they'll fire or lay you off, and all because they don't want to give you benefits.

3. Stop giving the banks big money. Why? Because they're just pocketing it. Give it to the people who need it the most.[ NOT THE RICH PEOPLE!!!!!]

4. Let the rich people pay more taxes for a change. Why? Because the poor and middle class are the ones who have been paying for too long. I say we switch it up, let them have it all for a while.

5. I gladly leave the rest to Obama.[Awesome President]

New Kat named Puma!!!!!!!!!

Sorry this is a little late. Puma is our new kat!!! And HE looks like a smaller version of Stormie and Rainy combined. Heres a pic. Isn't he cute.

So far while having him,I learned that his favorite color is green and he is VERY hyper-active.!

TO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How to wash a toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely, The Dog

Problems

Mom and Jacq are trying to lose weight, but I don't think they should. But of course, my voice isn't important to them. I could say one thing and they tell my to shut up or be quiet. Plus, it's not like they don't talk a lot, I think they talk more than me. Also they don't let me in conversations half the time. They might say they do, but again; I talk, they tell me to shut up.

My friends

My best friends are Layken,Summer,Jackie,Corrine,Laura,and Lauren, Layken is my cousin, as well as a great friend. Summer was at my school in third grade but then she transferred to another school then she came back this year. Jackie was first just a friend then we became best friends. Corrine is a really great friend, and she is great at art. Laura is older than me but only by 3 or less years. Laren was first Laykens best friend then she introduced us and we became best friends.

My Parents

Anyway First my mom shes going back to school cool huh. She helps me out with a lot of problems. Me and Jacq tease her since shes so short. So we call her 5 foot midget and a half. She also picky about my showers. She says " Since your growing up you have to shower every nite". Now Jacq she is my second mom (not stepmom). When my room is a mess she tells me to clean it up. But it is for the best. She is a Therapist. She loves Yankee candles. She lights the candles a lot. So it always smells nice. Except when I fart!!

Our Cats

We have three cats; they are all so adorable, if I do say so myself. Kitty is the youngest, she is black and has white under her neck and stomach. She is the only one not fixed, so she's in and out of heat. Next is Raney he is in the middle of Kitty and Stormie. He has a lot of different colors; like white, brown, and black. Sometimes he watches me play in my room, he just lies down and watches, although sometimes he tries to play too. Then our oldest, Stormie, she has black and brown fur. She stays in the kichen and dinning room because of Raney and Kitty. They will chase her back into the kitchen. Sometimes mom and jacq bring her in their room. Kitty's nickname is rinkatink or tink. Raney's is poobie boy. Then Stormy's is wallie gorilla.

Hi, I'm Tanner or Loopy Girl. This is my first time blogging, so i'm sorry if its not the greatest, yet! My mom and Jacq have blogs and now me. I guess were a blogging family. So I hope you enjoy my blog.