Saturday, March 7, 2009

TO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



How to wash a toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely, The Dog

Problems

Mom and Jacq are trying to lose weight, but I don't think they should. But of course, my voice isn't important to them. I could say one thing and they tell my to shut up or be quiet. Plus, it's not like they don't talk a lot, I think they talk more than me. Also they don't let me in conversations half the time. They might say they do, but again; I talk, they tell me to shut up.