My version of The night before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house

Raney and Puma were running, not slowing down, probably chasing a mouse

The stockings were hung up high so Puma and Raney couldn't knock them down

In hopes that Puma and Raney calm down

My parents are snug on the couch watching t.v.

While their last drink knocks them out

Me in my pajamas and the cats in their collars

I just got to bed and Raney and Puma finally settled down

When all of a sudden I heard a crash from downstairs

Me, Ma, and Jacq ran down the stairs to what in the world was the matter

I flew to the living room to see what's the matter

Tore down the steps and looked around

When I saw to my horror

I froze when I saw the Christmas tree on the floor

With Puma and Raney right beside it with a guilty I didn't do it look on their faces

Ma yelled "Oh come on you two... Oh just move"

We put the tree back together

And went back to bed

But before I went upstairs I told Raney and Puma

"Don't worry about and Merry Christmas and Happy new year:)"

Emotions

Sometimes people feel life has no meaning, I don't think that. I think life has so much meaning that people try to forget all of the meaning it has, and that's why people feel this way. Sometimes I feel that the harder you try to figure out your emotions the harder they become to figure out. Then sometimes I feel the past has too many emotions. To me...the past has so many emotions, I can't keep track. Many things trigger memories. For me almost everything triggers memories. People say you shouldn't dwell in the past... but it's hard not to. It's hard for me too. When people talk about their past they talk about the good things, I guess because that's all they want to remember. I want to remember everything.. even the bad memories. I guess. I don't like talking about how i feel or felt in the past... because I already know what people are going to say and sometimes what they do say... sometimes it only makes it worst. So I hope you enjoyed all my posts so far. I'll keep typing but you know me, so it might be awhile.

Jaws is and will always be the best shark movie!!!!

Me, Ma and Jacq were watching Jaws and Jaws 2. Jaws is the BEST shark movie. I don't care what anyone say's. I love Jaws. We also watched the special features. Man oh man! they went through A LOT just to get that shark working. They didn't have computer generation back then... AND YET it still (in my opinion) is the best shark movie. I think this because it has feeling, it has you on the edge of your seat, and it has the best song choices. :) . Jaws two is the BEST shark movie sequel. I remember watching the special features for the second movie. That they SHOULDN'T show the shark but they didn't want that because they did that with the original Jaws. I know I said this before but I have to say it again, it is the BEST shark movie. I have watched many,many shark movies... but NONE of them had me screaming, on the edge of my seat and yelling at the characters as much as Jaws and Jaws 2. I have watched Jaws and Jaws 2 AT LEAST 100 times. So I know what's gonna happen... but it always; no matter what, makes me jump. In my opinion no shark movie will ever beat Jaws. They can come close but they won't ever beat it.

My Christmas carols

I made up some Christmas carols so i hope you like them. (I just really altered them)

Dashing through the kitchen
Hoping on one leg
Passing through the dining room
Tripping all the way
Running at break neck speeds
Making people laugh
When I bump into the couch
Puma dashing up the stairs
(Dashing through the snow)

Puma the kitty cat
Is a rotten little punk
With straight whiskers and a wet nose
And two big olive colored eyes
Puma the kitty cat
Is a punk they say
He was mostly fur
But the children know
How playful he always is
Puma the kitty cat
Was playful all the time
And the children say
He always chased his tail
(Frosty the snowman)

Puma, the farting punk (punk)
Had a very stinky smell (pee-u)
And if you ever smelt it (smelt it)
You’d probably pass out with one whiff (it stinks)

All of the other kitty cats (kitty cats)
Used to run and screech with fear (he’s coming)
They never let poor Puma (Puma)
Join in any kitty cat games (Like mouse trap)

Then one crowded Christmas Eve
Missi came to say: (in her underwear)
“Puma with your smell so strong
Won’t you clear out some of the annoying guests tonight?”

Then all the kitty cats loved (loved him)
As they meowed out with glee (yip-pee)
Puma, the farting punk (punk)
You’ll go down in history (like Gorge Washington)
(Rudolph the rednose reindeers)

Feet toasting over a heating vent
Puma and Raney nipping at your nose,
Kitty begins to sing a carol,
Mom and Jacq dress me up like a weirdo.
Moms making turkey, while Jacq waits under the mistletoe
I try to get Puma and Raney calm
Stormy comes out of the kitchen to see the tree
I find it hard to sleep with Puma and Raney eating up the tree
I know that my family will be here soon
Cars loaded with laughing children
And wanting to here story’s of old Chris Cringle
Asking do reindeers really fly?
I say a simple phraseto the bright eyed children
Although it’s been said so many times it never gets old
A Merry Christmas to you and to all a good night

Oh the weather outside maybe frightful,
But moms yelling isn’t delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
I say Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
It doesn't show signs of Pausing,
So I got some popcorn to hang on the tree
The lights are on but mom is still yelling
and I say Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
When we finally say goodnight,
How I'll hate to try to sleep with the sound of the storm at my window
But if I only hear the sound of my cats feet
I’ll be okay
All the way through the night
The storm is slowly dying,
And, it’s slowing to just snow
But as long as it’s not thundering
I’ll be ok
I say Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!


These are my carols but now it’s late so I’ll say to you
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night